Being the first member of the editorial staff to introduce himself, my excitement is only rivaled by the intense pressure I feel to adequately (and appropriately) demonstrate the great magnitude of this position. As our readership burgeons, I comprehend the huge undertaking of presenting informative, witty (though factually accurate), and ultimately uber-important information regarding the office supply world to masses in a format that is both unpretentious and accessible. I consider it nothing short of a great honor to be selected for such a touted position.
As the Associate Editor for Technical Minutia, my responsibilities are great and my burden is heavy: my solemn goal is to address the slight, perhaps even trivial or insignificant, differences in office supply products and lingo that could, potentially, catalyze into momumental disparaties in office supply usage and product outcome, if not properly understood. Some of our more uninformed readers might scoff at such frivolties; however, as I have always firmly believed, while the devil may be in the details, so may also be our office supply salvation. Coming to a sober understanding of the simplest of differences between office supplies might be your first step to one of the greatest journeys of enlightenment and discovery you will ever take.
I have only one remaining question: Are you ready?
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