I would like to thank Donnie Davis for appointing me to the editorial board for premium office supplies. I have a bachelor in Civil Engineering at Georgia Tech. When i began my first job at a medium-sized civil engineering firm, i got my first exposure to office supplies. During this time, i also obtained the highest honor in my Taekwando pursuits (9th degree black belt). Although my title was never official (for liability reasons), i was appointed the undercover security agent for the office.
My passion for office supplies merged with my ITF oath to "be a champion of justice and freedom," and to "build a better and peaceful world" in an amazing way. I had gotten up from my desk and walked into the common room in my office to bind some 24"x36" construction documents with a Staplex HD Thick Gauge Heavy Duty Manual Stapler, when an arguement developed between two members of the surveying department. Tensions were high, threats were issued, and before i knew it, i had snatched the Staplex HD Stapler, and readied my body and mind for action. Luckily, the situation de-esculated; but my passion had been born. I would fulfill my oath by mastering the subtle weapons of corporate america.
Since then, i have dedicated myself to both to creating the subtle offspring of Taekwondo (known as "Tae-supply") necessary to fulfill my mission, and rigerously testing mechanical properties of all office supplies to find the optimum weapon arsenal. Basically, if it can be used to kill, i have an informed opinion on it.
3 comments:
Kelly, I think would help our audience to see a picture or a video of your skills.
As a fellow editor, I would concur. A visual demonstration of some type of staple-related combat or office supply weaponry exhibition would likely receive rave reviews among our readership.
As a habitual user of office supplies in general, I would appriciate two blogs on two very different subjects.
The first is two part; (a) what is your opinion on three-ring binders, and (b) when is an appropiate time to include the pre-printed leather tabs (see link below)?
My second question regards safety regulations and office supplies. When filing in "cramped and over populated" filing cabinets, is there a proper way to reduce the risk of paper cut or cuticle damage? All employees in the financial department of my workplace would greatly benefit from this discussion.
I believe in your mission.
Matt Anderson
http://www.staples.com/office/supplies/p4_Black-Leather-Tab-Dividers_96505_Business_Supplies_0_10051_SC1:CG2:DP3721:CL141802?
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